Sunday, May 17, 2009

'ANGELS AND DEMONS' RECEIVED ROTTEN TOMATOES FROM FILM CRITICS

Why are you sourgraping Tom? You looked demented or having bowel problem to the point that we are confused whether you represent the angels or the demons.

O ho, ho, ho... The so-called action-packed thriller ANGELS AND DEMONS starring Tom Hanks and Ron Howard based from the bestselling Book of anti-Catholic and anti-Christ Dan Brown has been receiving ROTTEN TOMATOES from Film critics in manner much, much worse than its predescessor THE DA VINCI CODE.
You can check the film experts' VERDICT in the site collecting all the major and credible film critics from Newspapers, Magazines, Showbiz afficionados, etc. Then the critics are divided into Fresh Tomatoes for a Positive Reviews and Rotten Tomatoes for Negative Reviews. The film is declared a Fresh Tomato if ever it acquired at about 60% Fresh Tomatoes and once below that will be declared a Rotten Film. He, he, he... very nice and very clever and very funny.
Guess what ANGELS AND DEMONS GOT... 37% Fresh Tomatoes only thus declaring it by critical consensus as a GARBAGE. Ha, ha, ha... I'm not joking. Once you visit the site you can read the critical reviews one by one and you will be surprised and be delighted with the massacre that this Dan Brown film suffered from the hands of these Film experts. Please check it out here:
ttp://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1189217-angels_and_demons/?page=1&critic=approved&sortby=date&name_order=desc&view=#contentReviews
or you can check the list of other films currently shown by visiting its homepage, for instance the latest STAR TREK movie got a whopping 95% FRESH TOMATOES thus basking in critical acclaim. Here is the homepage:
THE DA VINCI CODE also received a ROTTEN TOMATO AWARD but Dan Brown, Ron Howard and Tom Hanks still waltzed with glee toward the banks because the film still went on as a Blockbuster hit. Now, let us wait for the Box Office verdict and let us see if the anti-Christ and anti-Bible and the anti-Catholic magic of these THREE STOOGES are back in walloping speed. Just wait.
In critical reviews THE DA VINCI CODE WAS A DEMON and in Box Office it was an Angel. Let us see if this ANGELS AND DEMONS will remain as Angels and Demons or will turn into DEMON AND DEMONS. Ha, ha, ha... Just wait...

16 comments:

  1. I suppose to post also a reaction to the film but it might be getting much publicity so I just ignored their ho---hummm thriller preview.

    I never watched the Da Vinci Code and I have no plans to watch this film either.

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  2. Same here faith defender. I decided not to talk about it before the showing. I will post my attacks after this movie became a non issue. But I will focus on the novel rather than the film.

    I will not spend a single centavo for that garbage of a film and I will read the book from a borrowed material as I did the Da Vinci Code.

    God bless you.

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  3. Anti-davincicodeMay 18, 2009 2:47 PM

    I haven't watched both of those films yet but I heard that the Da Vinci Code states that Jesus and Mary Magdalene fell in love with each other while the Angels and Demons states that the Church's survival relies on that Character. How sacrilegous!!

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  4. It's really sacrilegious. Imagine, Dan Brown is attacking our faith to earn money. His arguments are silly and downright stupid yet many people are buying these junks.

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  5. dear fr abe,
    I read and saw 'the da vinci code', dan brown uses pseudo-historical works that a little research one can easily debunk...
    I also read 'Angels and Demons', so for those who are interested in Dan Browns historical blunders here are a few....
    1.Brown claims that Copernicus was murdered by the Church.FACT: Copernicus died of a stroke and he was supported by the Catholic Church in all his works and researches...
    2.Brown claims that Winston Churchill was Catholic.FACT: he was Anglican and Churchill was more interested in brandy and cigars and ending nazi dominance in europe,religion was the farthest thing from his mind..
    3.Brown claims that Bernini was a secret atheist.FACT:Bernini was a very devout Catholic who went to Mass everyday and is a follower of St. Ignacius....
    4.Brown claims that Bernini and Galileo were members of the Illuminati.FACT: the Illuminati was founded in 1776, Bernini died in 1680, while Galileo died in 1642.
    5.Pope Urban vii banished Bernini's statue "The ectacy of St. Theresa" because it was to 'racy' for the Vatican.FACT: the statue was for Cardinal Carnaro and was specifically made for the Carnaro Chapel not the Vatican and was completed eight years after Pope Urbans death..
    This are but a few very blatant historical errors that Dan Brown claims as true history in his novel. which leads one to believe he is only out to make money and true history be damned!
    Imagine portraying Bernini an athiest and a key member of the Illuminati in a plot to bring down the Catholic Church. Bernini was one the the greatest baroque artist of his time and to put him in the center of a conspiracy to destroy the Catholic Church he loves so much, i think Bernini deserves far better than Dan Brown made him out to be.It's like claiming that Steven Spielberg is a card carrying member of the nazi party and is completely devoted to Adolph Hitler. Film lovers should be tearing their hair in disbelief!

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  6. Dear Bro. Dencio,

    Thank you very much for posting that information. Actually I am preparing that to be posted nowadays but recent hectic activities prevented me.

    Dan Brown committed a lot of lies and historical blunders so I cannot fathom why students are buying this garbage.

    By the way, Brother. I've noticed that you are regular reader of this Blog. I invite you to join our followers section at the top of the right side. Thank you very much.


    God bless you.

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  7. Anti-davincicodeMay 19, 2009 3:44 PM

    What is the religion of Dan Brown anyway?

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  8. I think he doesn't have any. If he is a Christian he will not blaspheme the Lord Jesus by creating sacrilegious theories.

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  9. Praised be Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

    Dear Fr. Abe,

    Peace and Goodness!

    Dan Brown is a heretical, a good-for-nothing person who wants to attack the church just like a piece of cake for Him. This is an offensive attack to our Holy Mother, the Church.

    By the way Father, please do include in your prayers and Holy Masses for my Mother, Teresita Leones for speedy recovery (she had just a knee operation last week) and for her Birthday (she will turn 65 yrs old)on May 21, thursday.

    Also Father, for Sister April Carrido and another companion, Kathrina San Pablo because, they are having their search-in at Franciscan Sisters of the Immaculate Congregation today(May 19) until thurs(May 21), that they may discern more their vocation.

    Thank you very much Father, May God bless you and Mary keep you always!

    In the Light of the Immaculate,

    Bro Jayson.

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  10. Dear Bro. Jayson,

    Grace and Peace!

    So, that is the reason why you were silent for several days. Your dear Mom was operated. Be sure that I will include her in my prayer intentions. The same thing for the two ladies searching for their vocation. May the Holy Spirit guide them to the right decision and be able to discern the will of the Father.

    Please extend my warmest HAPPY BIRTHDAY greeting to you beloved Mom. May she live a hundred years.

    Bro. Jayson please join the list of our friends at the followers section on the right side of this Blog. I'm eager to see faces of our readers through that gadget.

    God bless you.

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  11. The film of Angels and Demons is genuinely horrid. It has no detectable dignity. One of the worst films I have ever, ever seen.

    It made me laugh several times. At all the wrong moments. I didn't understand the plot at all.

    One critic at Rotten Tomatoes said that grace or inspiration are entirely absent in every single scene of the Angels film.

    Another critic called it "The stupidest film ever made." Stirring words.

    And I'd have to agree. It's a truly bizarre movie. Laughable and dull. When God withdraws His grace from something, it is very apparent. Never was this more true than for this idiotic show.

    I recall hearing about the Angels and Demons film several years ago, when it was first announced. Around that time I was studying the rosary; intrigued by the reputed power of this particular prayer. So I prayed it every day for this movie to fail. And fail it did. What a response.

    The lifeless atmosphere in Angels and Demons was precisely the same as in The Da Vinci Code film. Stagnant. Boring. Silly.

    Graceless.

    Coincidence? I think not. Divine irony, probably.

    I recall reading several stories in the past about saints defeating armies through prayer of the rosary alone. Peaceful triumph through contemplation and devotion. If prayer can can stop armies, it can certainly stop Ron Howard.

    I am genuinely curious as to what is going through Ron Howard's mind right now. It must be excessively unpleasant.

    He gave Angels and Demons more action than The Da Vinci Code. But that didn't solve the film's problems. He gave it more chases. He made the music more exciting. The scenery more exotic. The running around more frantic.

    None of it worked. Angels and Demons is still a foolish, shoddy thing.

    When all the usual movie tricks fail, it must be disquieting to understand why a production has gone wrong. There's no discenable physical reason.

    And if I was faithless old Ron Howard, I would be absolutely pulling out my hair to understand where to go from here.

    Dan Brown's new book, The Lost Symbol, is coming out soon. And Howard has signed the film deal. Maybe he should have waited until Angels and Demons came out, to know if he really understood what he was doing or not.

    I propose a bet. Dan Brown's new novel The Lost Symbol appears in book stores this September. You can be sure I will be praying my rosary for it to fail. The strength of God against the stupidity of the world.

    And I am willing to wager that the book will be just as boring, dull, uninspired and uninfluential as the Angels and Demons movie.

    It will be an interesting test indeed.

    P.S. I have noted that every single prayer I have ever made through the rosary has always been answered, in some way or form. It is one of the great forgetten powers of the Church. I suggest we use it.

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  12. Dear Anonymous,

    Once Stalin was asked what course of action he would take if ever he will be opposed by the Pope [then Pope Pius XII]. He answered: "How many legions of armies did he has?"

    Because of that remark, millions of Catholics all over the world organized family rosary crusade, intensified the legions of Maries, the Block Rosary, the Knights of the Immaculate, etc. And now, the Soviet Empire has collapsed and Communishm has failed but the Pope and the Catholic Church are as strong and as vibrant as ever.

    The John Paul the Great, the Pope who destroyed Communism in Eastern Europe, was able to do it because of his strong faith in God and because of his extraordinary devotions to the Blessed Virgin Mary.

    We can also defeat Dan Brown's tyranny of lies and deceits through the same faith and through the same Marian devotions.

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  13. Praised be Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

    Dear Fr. Abe,

    Peace and Goodness!

    Yes Father, I was not able to communicate with you this past few days but Thanks be to God and Our Lady, the operation was successful po, thank you very much po for the prayers and masses.

    Sure Father, i'll tell to her your warmest greetings. Sure Father, i'll join the follower's section.

    Thank you also po for including the two ladies who were having their search-in. one lady is Sis. April Carrido.

    Thank you very much again Father. rest assured parin of my daily prayers and masses for you po.

    GOd bless you and Mary keep you always!

    In the Light of the Immaculate,

    Bro Jayson

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  14. Dear Bro. Jayson,

    May the Lord bless you this coming school year: better health for your Mama, successful defense for your Masters' Thesis and more success in your apostolate with the youth.


    God bless you through the intercessions of the Blessed Mother.

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  15. In deeper understanding of the movie, Not to be fundamentalist in thought, I guess the movie compliments the Catholic faith. Angels and demons did not directly attack issues about our church but the evil that bears in human hearts. in the movie the Catholic church is not portrayed a tyrant but there is a certain person who plotted the killings. He did not portray the church but of himself, because i believe that what is of our Church is all good and not evil.

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  16. That is one of the distorting techniques of Dan Brown. In one novel [Da Vinci Code] he portrayed the Catholic Church as evil and anti-truth, anti-reason, anti-women organization. Then in Angels and Demons the same hero Langdon tries to save the Catholic Church. If the Catholic Church is so evil why is there a need to save it? Regardless of the seemingly 'good' treatment he gave to the Catholic Church in this book it is not yet enough to repair the evil that he has done to our Church.

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